Quote Book

An evening in Vegas

Marissa: I’m due

Josh: Your like 9 months due

Marissa: Ya I need to have a money baby!

Terence: I’ll buy your next beer

Christia: No! I have to take the TTC home!

Josh getting ready in the bathroom passes gas and sprays cologne. Johanna walks in a minute later.

Johanna: Whoa thats gross

Josh: Yup that is part cologne part ass. They call that…. Cl..ass.

Brian poking Josh in the anus while he’s stretching before his curling game

Josh: Not the potato hole!

… what?

Josh: It was supposed to be Play Doh hole.

Terence: Are you gonna have all the monitors and command centre setup for your office?

Brian: Yeah, get a webcam setup and my headset.

Terence: Ah, you’re gonna be on your douchetooth?

(sour coke bottles)

Suz: Ew, they got really hard really quick.

Terence: Patrick Marleau always looks sad, he’s always like two dog deaths away from crying.

Johnny Weir (male figure skater) is on TV

Terence: He likes the penis.

Alicia: He likes Jesus too, so I hear.

Terence: He likes Jesus’ penis.

Jen: Oh that’s wrong.

Alicia: Hey! I challenge anyone to turn down Jesus’ penis.

Josh: That shot in the 7th really put the nail in the coffee.

Josh: Brian likes the zoom.

Brian: It makes everything look bigger.