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Lucky Streak

josh — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 16:59:56 +0000

An evening in Vegas

Marissa: I’m due

Josh: Your like 9 months due

Marissa: Ya I need to have a money baby!

rence — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 16:54:13 +0000

Terence: I’ll buy your next beer

Christia: No! I have to take the TTC home!

josh — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:32:21 +0000

Josh getting ready in the bathroom passes gas and sprays cologne. Johanna walks in a minute later.

Johanna: Whoa thats gross

Josh: Yup that is part cologne part ass. They call that…. Cl..ass.

rence — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 04:55:03 +0000

Brian poking Josh in the anus while he’s stretching before his curling game

Josh: Not the potato hole!

… what?

Josh: It was supposed to be Play Doh hole.

rence — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 04:51:29 +0000

Terence: Are you gonna have all the monitors and command centre setup for your office?

Brian: Yeah, get a webcam setup and my headset.

Terence: Ah, you’re gonna be on your douchetooth?

rence — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 04:40:36 +0000

(sour coke bottles)

Suz: Ew, they got really hard really quick.

rence — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 04:38:39 +0000

Terence: Patrick Marleau always looks sad, he’s always like two dog deaths away from crying.

rence — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 04:36:46 +0000

Johnny Weir (male figure skater) is on TV

Terence: He likes the penis.

Alicia: He likes Jesus too, so I hear.

Terence: He likes Jesus’ penis.

Jen: Oh that’s wrong.

Alicia: Hey! I challenge anyone to turn down Jesus’ penis.

rence — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 04:33:12 +0000

Josh: That shot in the 7th really put the nail in the coffee.

rence — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 04:30:10 +0000

Josh: Brian likes the zoom.

Brian: It makes everything look bigger.